Moon does not approve of your life choices. You know, THESE choices...

Think you're alone when you're taking a dump outside at night? Think again, the moon is looking.

The moon caught me stealing cheese!

The moon begs a man not to steal the tiny house!

A charcoal-black man in pink briefs yells at the yellow moon, "I steal anything I want". His white house is in the background.

mr. me is hungry and asks you nicely to fix him a sandwich in the kitchen