A smug woman with blonde, Dr. Sues like, curly hair.
The cat in the hat is hitting on a pretty blonde. She seems pretty keen, even though he only has one arm.
the cat in the hat and a faceless pink lady having drinks at a bar
Cat in the Hat meets his lady love, a faceless blonde woman in a red dress, for a a drink. He has red wine, she has a Bellini.
Cat in the Hat has become a mindless porn addict
a upper-class cat ordering corn online.
A classy motherfucking cat on a couch watching internet corn. Yes, that's right CORN.
A kitten using the computer
Cat discovers porn. He looks confused.
A confuse cat hates pink men.
Yelping dog is angry at pick man.
Dog barking to hammer
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!