Heavy dropped his ice cream and now he cries uncontrollably.

Poor old spy dropping his ice cream, bursting into tears as he drops down on his knees... seeking vengeance on gravity for all its doings

Spy cries at his dropped ice cream like leetle baby man.

Spy dropped his icecream onto the floor, this is obviously something worth crying for. I mean, he probably spent at least 3 dollars on that.

Spy's 3 dollar Ice Cream fell on the floor. He's crying. What a a baby.

Spy, who dropped his ice cream, begins to cry. That cost three damn dollars. He wanted to eat that.

Spy has a traJEUDI. OHON *snort*

spy is now jedi. everyone run

Scout and Demo scream and run in terror as they realize that they have to fight a menacing light-saber wielding Soldier w/a majestic cloak.