I live in a disastrous castle
A castle with a missing frog-hole
The frog traveled aaallll the way to the castle, only to find that the castle DOES NOT ALLOW FROGS! "DAMN IT"
A frog denied access to somewhere by a sign with 'No Frogs allowed' on it.
Sad frog is not allowed in the park.
no frogs allowed, sorry froggy :(
a frog is too cool to handle it
An awesome frog lies dead, he could not handle his own personal awesomeness
I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!