A horse walks into a bar...
A shrimp swims into the side of the fishtank and collides his face with the glass. He weeps.
What on Earth?
earth what?
The earth is confused by your sudden attention.
Earth gets piss-in-your-pants nervous around girls
The Earth has a crush on some random girl
A pic of the planet earth with a heart then an arrow pointing to a blonde girl. She enjoys KFC.
Earth loves KFC!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!