Draw the Doctor. If not, draw Sherlock Holmes. If not, draw a tiny banana practicing on his tuba in front of a very unimpressed purple toad.

A hippie man advices someone to always take a banana to a party, however he's holding a bunch of grapes. There also is a tuba playing banana

bearded old man with grapes in hand saying "always take a banana to a party". background is a banana playing a horn

so you can shove it up your ass when girls reject you.

You did it all for the... nookie. That seems like a kind of silly reason, to be honest.

Matt Smith turns into a woman and proceeds to scold a doodler on banana etiquette. (Also bow ties are cool.)

Lady Genie declares that bananas should not rise while another lady tries to write it down.

Genie wont give a chick a banana.

Zordon wishes for the Magic Genie to give him a banana, but the Genie refuses. There are two pink rangers, for some reason.