GLOBAL WARMING
the moon tells the earth he is hot. and the earth is actually on fire.
Smug moon tells the earth that he is looking hot today. The earth isn't amused and replies back with "No shit."
The moon seduces earth, it doesn't work.
Go home earth, you're drunk.
The earth is fine. he's having a beer. get off his case.
Alcoholic World
An accurate map of the world depicting the lands of Vodka, Whiskey, and Tequilla. There is also an uncharted land.
Earth is a square.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!