The average girl of the 25th century.

An alcoholic of the future.

Darn all the Pikmin left. Now all Olamar has left is booze.

Schizophrenic recluse Ronald McDonald sees Bob-Ombs in his living room. He misidentifies the Bob-omb as another mythical creature and drinks

Ronald McDonald cannot see Grimace anymore, without overdosing on high-powered sleep medication.

One of Barry Leighton-Jones' paintings comes to life and starts dreaming of Barney The Dinosaur's left testicle.

man in plane want purple balls

Man is going on a fight and wants to know if his purple balls are an acceptable carry-on item

A man attempts to breach Site-19 by using his purple lockpick. The guards see right through his attempt to get in, and thus he is thwarted.