gabe newell anounces half life 3

a naval ship shootings tons of missiles to a butt shaped ufo spacecratf

a heart holds a masturbation toy and calls it beautiful

I am sad because you put a purple dildo through my last heart container.

Obnoxious brony insists children's show is "not just for girls", then dies in tragic gasoline fight accident.

some guy just busted a nut, and his mom walked in on him while he was doing it.

James Bond arrests Dora the Explorer's Backpack after it robs a bank.

im lazy

Death by homework