Chelsea FC Captain John Terry is given a red card for shitting on the pitch in the middle of a game.
Terry, age 26, had an accident on the field. A friend offers him some cold water.
Terry is 26 and is offered water. Terry is. . . terryfied. badum tss
guy offers sad guy a can of blue soda
Your offers of treats will never make him happy!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!