draw an abstract rendition of a beautiful curtain with the fairest hair in the land
A curtain has blonde hair.
Its an octopus with blonde hair
A sad purple jellyfish wearing a fabulous wig.
oneballed car
it would appear someone has lost their wig
I want you to put my formless lump of doughy flesh into your mouth and gnaw on it like trail mix. Understand?
A pile of sentient goo complains to a man about how he can't eat his Nature Valley granola bars.
Ditto's life comes to a halt at his suddenly realization that he cannot eat a Nature Valley Granola Oat bar.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!