And the winner is... Sally the jump-roping snake!

a snake winning some useless contest

A winning Snake

Snake is number one.

A nice snake celebrates wearing a #1 glove on his tail

a snake with one of those giant novelty hands that say #1 on it on its tail

Packers #1

Mister Rogers apparently played football.

Anyone there? I'm lost in the middle of nowhere.

Guy smoking with orange sunglasses and a neck tie

A crasy man, smoking teh weed

Amish people planting weed.

purple cloud of poison

Death from purple

green man gets git by a purple lightning

snot man

Super Walrus has a cold

the athiest walrus.

Pssh-Oysters.. Gullible Mollusks.

Mr. Snail and Mr. clamp, the morning show

Lary the snail cooking meth with the nature channel on TV

A snail is playing with a nerds chemistry set.