The Doctor learns that Daleks are his friends!

Sentient pepper pots.

a salt shaker full of a mysterious brown substance

Bag of shit...literally.

a notice with feces

Evil, green Tin Man wonders if anyone wants a nap.

A robot who hates naptime

An angry robot with no legs tells you to take a nap.

Robo-nigger

A robot with a gold tooth, wearing a KFC t-shirt, proclaiming authority over certain races.