When I had my first period, I was in a chat room at the time and a troll told me it was because I had a tick in my vagina. True story.

Man is only slightly amused. "Cool story bro..."

Thats from a Movie, Cant Remember

A man regrets tattooing the time to his arm

a man upset because he is late

"fuck yeah !" exclaims harold, "i have enough time to get my mosh on to bongripper before work"

shiny graveyard

shiny gravestone

RIP: Me

Something Died In 2012 Who Sit On Its Grave?

only survivor after 2012

The myans were predicting the fall of watermelons, not humanity.

"Farmers market" the Indian action movie

Alpha man

no you can not have a cookie

No one likes cookies with only three giant chocolate chips

a fluffy creature looks on in envy at two other fluffy creatures in love

sunny day with 2 pigs in love, one of them is orange and one of them is pink. in the distance is purple upset monster

mushroom

happy nuclear mushroom

nuclear bomb gets told he has cancer

a doctor telling the fish with the face on its stomach bad news...