Michael Buble

Some bubbles, one of the bubbles has a smiley face and is called Michael

Michael is a drop of water

Mike's face being reflected in a drop of water

Shocked man looking at a blue-berry but the blue-berry has a face.

I thought finishing school had prepared me for anything, but I was realizing there was no proper way to speak to a floating blue hemmorhoid

A personification of school sees the earth rupture like a squished orange, the earth bleeds. As the man ponders this he drops his book.

A guy thinking about a marshmallow and the Earth

thinking about Earth and stuff

This description is thinking about the Earth going on a first date with a question mark.

i think that's earth

Where is duh Kony?

What! Where!?