A man without eyes asks why he has no eyes

ZALGO!

monsters with gay arms

After stealing Christmas, the Grinch obtained two shiny new pink arms!

The grinch pulls two arms off two men

Christmas firecrackers!

The beetle stares at a funeral pyre, vacantly remembering all his fond memories of the golden age of beetling.

Ringo sucks.

Ringo sucking a house

[o]==>

We need a dispenser right here.

Somebody misspelled beer canister as "dethol"

Square-headed guy is scratching his head in confusion.

A man with a paper bag over his head is confused

a black man with a brown bag on his head

A black man notices a brown backpack that appeared on his head.

Guy with a chair on his head?

A guy with a chair on his head

This is this BEST tumbleweed ever.

A brown hair ball

A black mouse with blue eyes yelling at a tumble weed on a glorious summer day

a mouse fairly angry at an orange bush

a mouse carrying a clit back to its hole encounters a talking pile of steamy shit on its way

Top notch drawing of a homeless turd asking a pack rat for change.

Poor turd, poor him.

A chicken made of matchsticks

A weird chicken like dot creature is saying: Bocwk

CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!

My Little Pony

Pink horse (NOT my little pony) with a single black dot above its head.

pink dog with black hole

pink mutant dog sucking on car while a ball is being thrown at him

pink dog with olives as eyes pulling a purple bone out the ground whilst a green ball zooms towards it

Swag attack is super effective.

no it ISN'T

yes it is, apparently

Do you like me? CHECK YES

This kindergartner has just entered into a committed relationship

an asshole

Poo comes from here

MY BIG FAT COAT

Asian man's head exprodes as he screams in constipation

brain explosion due to constipation

An oopmpa-loompa takes such a huge shit that his head explodes.

a tree suddenly sprouts underneath a man penetrating him and exploding his head. *BOOM*

This poor tree has been impaled with a human.

An African man stuck in a tree

Guy Dan is stuck in a tree, armed with his trusty spear. He's probably trying to kill a squirrel.

Spear hunter climbs a tree to kill a squirrel for dinner.

man attempts to pay prostitute squirrel in spears

i often ask myself if they accept spears in the bearbordel

whaleface EXTREME

poker face

Average Reddit response

Narwhal, letters, bacon, and bragging.