big ass

Butt..

it was requested that he drew a butt, but he did not want to. he told me to pass on to you that he wishes for you to draw whatever.

homestuck hooker wiggles a butt

Tongue lock

Someone padlocked their tongue!

A telephone that never gets its numbers right. It's also a lemon. Never mind all that. Its a tongue with some numbers on it.

call me maybe

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my middle finger, so fuck off maybe.