pickachu kick the Ash's ass

PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU

Texas found a way to shoot lasers out of his fists. Way to texasify things!

Happy green Texas with mean eyebrows and brown cowboy boots with spurs shoots red, white, and blue lazers from his fists.

The word Texas is happy and patriotic, gauldarnit.

Texas has had enough, and procedes to commit sudoku with an american flag.

america

The greatest country on the face of the planet. Sworn to protect our world from devastation. To unite all people within our nation, etc...

Serif fonts are so fucking sexy godammmm