I challenge you to a wizards duel.

Marvelous Madame Mim!

Somebody wrote something but I cant read it.

a man throws away the gay fan-fiction he just wrote out of sheer embarrassment, because you see, this was some VERY filthy fan-fiction.

men crying because his fan broke

Man mourns the death of his favorite lamp.

a blonde man with a butt chin cries because his lamp fell over, whilst saying "aw shiet. my lamp"

A woman is happy that her lamp is broken.

you broke the lamp while partying