Arthur is constipated.
The queen is sat on the throne (as in loo lol) get it its a pun!!!
The queen of England sitting on a throne. (It's a pun though. "Throne" as in "loo", or "toilet".)
The Queen is Dead.
Draconic Ear Emulator
the higgs boson
A poor Strange Quarks confuses the Higgs Boson with the god particle, and sadly has an identity crisis with this fact.
word moooootha fuuuuuuuuuuka
A neatly written word that is specifically 'Motha Fucka'.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!