There was once a man named Tom
Tom's dick is small and gray.
a man needs a magnifying glass to see toms junk
Man staring at a magic 8-ball with one eye, to find out, if he should destroy some junk, with a ping pong bat
magic 8-ball
this man loves rabbits a little too much
Kissing a black rabbit.
kissing a rabbit
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!