Eridan is given an award for sucking by Sollux. He doesn't feel the "lovve".
A guy wins a race, but the organiser -while giving him the trophy- says the guy sucks.
a man finishes some sort of competition after the trophy for first place has already been given to someone else
Running to the finish like on stilts. Even though you've already lost. You will never win.
A man on stilts is losing the footrace. He doesn't seem to understand why.
a guy on stilts wonders why people are running from him, when really they're running from a man with a gun Conveniently place behind.
A parade with a man on stilts while a man behind shoots at the parade walkers.
Angry unibrowed gunman assaults large eyebrowed participants at the NNSWA (National Nudist Stilt Walkers Association) parade.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!