Man is unimpressed with how his pet lizard cooks his morning bacon.
A dinosaur asks their husband if he would like more bacon
Harold the T-Rex says, "Would you like some more bacon, Jim?" Parasaurolophus Jim replies, "No, Harold, what I want is a divorce."
A failed marriage between two dinosaurs. All he wants to do is share bacon with Jim, but no, Jim is an asshole and wants a divorce instead.
T rexes prefer their bacon WITHOUT eggs.
The green dinosaur strongly dislikes eggs so he politely denies the meal you provided.
A gentleman Trex discusses dino politics with someone who is too busy eating eggs to understand.
Gentleman dinosaur speaking out his opinions about politics as a man bluntly states that he doesn't care
A dinosaur wearing a top hat announces the name Obama while a small child does not give a fuck.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!