A person deciding what a new doodle chain should begin with; he'll never see the assassin behind him.

Happy Man playing Doodle or Die while a masked robber holds a gun to his head

postal service as provided by the anti-christ

A salesman trying to sell bacon strips.

a happy man presents the viewer with bacon

bacon and eggs

egg and bacon go together well

Bacon in love with egg

A strip of bacon has a crush on a fried egg.

Ron Swanson's true love

A silhouette against the sun, standing on brown

a man being cooked alive by a giant sun

ponyo ponyo ponyo sakana no ko

Ol' Red is going to drink a goldfish out of a bowl

A goldfish in a fishbowl, looks like it's about to tip over.

a goldfish in its bowl is about to fall off a pedestal... the fish is clearly upset by this turn of events.

Goldfish bowl is about to fall off the counter... the goldfish knows this and is scared as sh**

a startled goldfish is about to fall onto a smug green cat

tiny no u cannot eat wizzer woman

bubbaline

this bubba dude is grinning at me wickedly and i don't care for it

Barack Obama: Why Stupid People Shouldn't Vote

CrieU CMA K en. Then you have a stikman with a racket, PERHAPS HE IS FACELESS

gee thanks grandma, your cookies always remind me of bees

There's no way this plan could possibly fail

Master Debater

pacman is a ghost

In his dying breath, pac-man used his last words to request that one of his other lives avenge his untimely death.

dying pac man doesn't want his death to be in vain

pacman ejaculates on a confused ghost

Pacman vomits grammar onto an orange ghost.

Someone harassing SCP-173. OH FUCK WHY IS HE BLINKING. DON'T BLINK.

u suck c3po

that is a very good question, my friend :C

man wonders why other man has a crooked back

you sir!......Who me?

you? me? coathanger arms

abstract chick eating blue worm

elephamel

Jim carry in ace Ventura 2 climbs out of the robotic hippo