A ghost wants to die, failing to realize he is, in fact, already dead. The irony is palpable.
a ghost
a sperm is trying to swim to the egg!
a tadpole knocking on an eye ball
oh, anyone home... hasta la vista babe
A woman being mugged
a blonde woman gets hit by various key locks
someone has caps lock on
THE CAPS LOCK IS ON
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!