Shit, let's be pir8s

a pirate's hat

The most radioactive hotdog in new york

Radioactive green hotdogs are fucking delicious.

Delicious, irradiated frankfurters. Coming to a Ukranian store near you!

You will soon have sparking sausages that tase great with sauerkraut.

in the crystal ball, your future holds a chocolate covered banana w/ star sprinkles. but... i'm pretty sure you're gonna draw a black dick.

A banana with an unknown liquid on it

"Charlie bit me" in the rendition of bananas.