A one-legged chinaman trying to walk on a tight rope

"I aint ordering you shit."

Microphone robs poo factory at gunpoint

A microphone points a gun up a man's anus, which is smearing with the pooey.

ok... a microphone is penetrating a mans ass with a gun, as if he is going to pull the trigger any second

toast is new mafia don

One badass piece of toast

angry toast

villainous, bread, warm

Evil fire snail

...............

batman is telling it like it is.

Oh god Is "batman" becoming the new chainbreaker fuck fuck fuck

In black letters NOPE THIS IS with a delicious looking double choco chip cookie

Nope, this is not a cookie

deception cookie!

a paranoid pillsbury cinnamon roll accuses The cookie of being a spy, which it clearly is not. ..or is it?

A cinnamon roll demands for the truth from the gingerbread man

gingerbread aint fast enough for da anteater

the ginerbreadman is trying to run from the hangman's noose but hes not fast enough

the gingerbread man about to be hanged for not being quick enough

You just caught someone who was about to hang himself.

A man who wants to commit suicide is using rope that another man does not want him to use.

mario escapes from blue-faced suicide man

pinke pei, destoryur of wurlds ternsh er gaez too th einternet