A monkey shoving a dildo up his ass that goes through his eye.

monkey bear got the tongs stuck in his eye again.

"Man hit by giant staple, AGAIN?!?", reports man in pink.

oh my sweet fucking christ what. It's some fat, flabby lady who just had the afterbirth explode out of her or something. This is sick...

Vomiting person.

You should have read the warning label on the bottle before drinking it. Enjoy puking your guts out...

A man is upset with a giant bottle of poison

an angry midget tries some poison

three guys playing football