Today is the day of the wing ceremony!

it says post homestuck

A grounded guy.

Jimmy was nervous about the underwater snake torture

Naked man runs for his life afraid of the tides that bring with them deadly green snakes.

a man with a pistol holds off a ravenous snake while screaming "I am SICK of these MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES on this MOTHAFUCKIN ISLAND!"

snakes on an island

Green worms lost at sea

looks like a human skull

Broken skull on a dirt road.

1537 looks like shit

Aunt franny left the prime numbers out again, and now they've spoiled.

A guy with two brown eyes, and a large pink nose says "yep"

Clown hipster saying yep

Blink, sparkle, Yes.

brown eyes yes

Geddy Lee just finished singing Working Man, and begins wanking off several thai trannies.

you can assume the drawing above me is a bunch of scribbles not related to the description above it.

prostitute man has a false sense of self worth

A guy with a sad boner.

A very tall dude walks on water

Floating on water. Your argument is invalid.

Wall-e

toaster oven on wheels

Something wounderful

a waterfall is shitting out a rainbow directly on the roof of a house near the river. its disgusting!

a village near a waterfall has a rainbow behind it

somewhere over the rainbow

somewhere over the Rainbow girl with Dog

A very heavy pooch riding on top of a rainbow creature with a little girl's head.