a cool guy says to his friend he's not cool

Some boobs.

a bunch of eyeballs in purple soup eyeballing each other

Pretty eyes.

Eyeball pick up lines.

Mr. Math's eye falls out and watches your every move

i think it's a cell phone

train eight times faster than ultimate speed of light

this is eight times faster than the speed

rate of motion

A speedometer reading 5 miles per hour.

Melty Clocks

I quote: "oh no! I R melting" and a clock melting.

A clock melting in a pool of blood

the persistence of memory

A memory is invading someones personal space.

a dong

Horrifying red poop. Even the flies don't know what to do.

The flys are confused by the sudden appearance of a red poo

confused flying pink shit

A pink tooth surrounded by modern art.

a pink slug looking at a little kids crappy art

a giant pink slug attacks the small people on a sunny day in the country side.

i dont know what this is

a dosd

Department-of-Supernatural-Defense man!

EXTREMELY well drawn "Dosd man" and his sidekick "Skeptical Girl" This made me giggle. x3

DOSD Man

T-Rex armed man has no soul

A ginger with no soul.

Ginny Weasley

Stereotypical Harry Potter fanfiction.

Harry forgot his spells and Hermoine is complaining as usual

Like if you hate Harry Potter.

Stupid poop butt

Stupid shit

I.Q. = 0 = shit

Katawa Shanjo, which sounds like an anime name am I right?

Plank is scared and falling into a portal

a churro falling int a blue whole

A stick of cinnamon is going down the drain.

A really sad stick.

Sad Coat Stand

A sad face tied to a pole where it will slowly be tortured to death

a shy guy getting axed

john wayne in a fort

John Wayne in Fart 2. We could make million!

Brown thing apparently robs a bank, I think..

Sonic the Hedgehog has just been seen robbing Station Square bank! All G.U.N units report immediately and capture the suspect!

The Waffen-Schutzstaffel bank with next to it two guards running towards a tornado robber that is being beamed up by a helicopter WTF?