big booty
Red head pirate cannot open the treasure chest cuz he has a hook hand.
pirate is dissatisfied with chocolate cake
Ungrateful bastard badmouths his chocolate cake.
birthday sex
A cake tries to get it on with an ice cream tub, which isn't having any of it.
Mariokart 64 is the best multi-player video game.
the cold blue truth
Someone who doesn't know how to spell ''you're''. You, my friend, should LISTEN in English class.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!