Jim Carrey punchs a grill in the dick

to punch a telescope

The first thing a baby ever sees

Squinty eyes with a vertical bloody mouth.

Hideo Kojima

a ninja who is very orange in the face with white hipster glasses

Frodo with the biggest ass ever, while kissing Sam

Sloppy make-outs

Pitcher throwing four balls at once, because the odds that the batter will hit more that one are slim, virtually guaranteeing three strikes.