Dirk Strider's sugoi ass.
some guy named dirk grabbing his bloomers
IT BEGINS is actually named Dirk.
Dirk's birth certificate, held by a stick figure.
a masked villain laughs as he announces that he stole your birth certificate.
nefarious masked man steals YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE while giggling
Mexicans
Maracas man. gonna shake it til the sun comes up
Shake shake shake. It's a Mexican fiesta.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!