wiener that locks like a penis

A flying wiener assaults an off-screen watcher, ignoring the warning given.

a man is sitting at his computer (or holding a jetpack) and is getting hit in the face with a rocket from a rocket launcher

a man who hasn't slept for a while sends a nuke at himself

man holding fat man to head delivering suicide ultimatum

suicidal anorexic threatening with to kill himself

jewish man begging for the other jewish man to not kill himself

big spiders taking about ma new girlfriend

spidereses

Two spiders with big red lips.

Spiders talking about the latest shit nickleback have put out

spiders plotting to steal a new silver coin of some sort

spiderpirates

Spider-ant on crumpled paper