a old mad with a bird tail and walks like a bird

A man with the body of a chicken. He is drooling because off in the distance is something delicious...

hitler drooling over a turkey

Hitler salivates at the thought of being able to consume a turkey.

Klaus Nomi drools while fantasizing about 'Turey'? I'm not sure what 'turey' is, it looks like a pink balloon with something falling out.

A computer mouse

Computer mouse waits to attack.

a USB mouse saying "soon"

The mouse and monitor are conspiring...

An angry monitor and mouse agree to fuck up an oblivious, happy-go-lucky keyboard.

Mouse and PC are plotting to ambush the keyboard

It was time for REVENGE. The keyboard ran as fast as it could, but the vicious computer and mouse wouldn't stop chasing him.. WAHAHAHAH

poptart is unhappy with waffle for stealing all of his marketing

Angry poptart!