If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love anybody else?

Faceless thing exposes itself inappropriately.

mystery man with his mystery dong

Salt shaker that is not sure if it's a dildo or not.

A living salt shaker is confused

The Salt Shaker is ALIVE!

mr. salt

French pepper shaker.

bonjour says the little pepper dans the alps next to the gigantic polka-dot-dressed woman

Guy (?) with a brown "judge's wig"

Judge Judy is raging mad. But at WHO!???

Crazy Man Child holding a hammer. Also, boobs.

Give a baby a hammer

Man hands hammer to an infant.

guy is giving a baby a hammer

somebody giving a fatbody in a crib a hammer, saying "go nuts"

a man smashing a baby in the face with a hammer

A guy that likes to hit carrots

An odd toucan

parrot number three doesn't give a shit

Discrimination against green birds IS NOT OKAY!