plants singing a song about photosynthesis

Flowers steal our CO2 for breathing and stuff.

Co2 flower

the skinniest christmas tree of all time

Fat christmas tree

Hey man, that's a tree, bro...

Tree hugger gets a bahzillion splinters on his lips while kissing a tree. Then, a passerby just laughs at him.

passerby taunts splinter-lipped tree-hugger

Tom cruise smoking wit a cat tattoo on his face

The coolest scientologyest of the all with a kitty tattoo tells you "Scientology rules OK"

Open green box with the words nothing here? Perhaps an odd interpretation of the universe.