Average visit to gamestop

Harry Potter decides to quick from Game Stop after being asked about Battletoads for the Wii one too many times

harry potter works at gamestop and thinks about that one time with the people asking for battle toads. (except that wasn't a gamestop)

NEW CHAIN

Goro from Mortal Kombat utilizes his arms in a sexual fashion

Local Evil Genie turns any wish asked of him into something really fucking gay.

Some angry dude ask for a wish to a gay-pride genie. His wish is "Imortaliy". Gets an immortal gay shoe.

An angelic remote control with wings and halo covered in rainbow stripes

The Omnitron, an angelic remote controller in all the colours of the rainbow.