walking head tries to jump off a bridge to smash humpty
A sentient pink gum ball jumps off the highway after humpty dumpty
A wad of gum and an egg tried to outrun the cops only for the egg to get shot.
Extra witnesses Egg getting shot by Cop
officer john shoots his lover, humpty dumpty. humpty dumpty is crying. why, john? why did you shoot your lover, humpty dumpty?
John pulls a gun on his friend
Jim's friend tries to convince Jim not to kill him. They're friends. They've known each other since 1st grade. And for what, 10 bucks? Jim..
On a tinder date gone wrong, a gun is pulled. "Don't kill me, let's make out instead" is the usual response to this situation.
Tinder date gone wrong
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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