Oh god please just let me cum
Pooooooooop
the golden turd from american kermit
An incomplete carrot
Fast moving tumor carrot
A carrot is traveling faster than light, but there is a side-effect of this awesome new power; The carrot has a tumor. It's cancer.
A carrot flying through space at an extremely high velocity
carrot spaceship
a giant carrot that has windows bolted to it and shitting out coal
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!