A big cardboard box which contains everything missing in your life.
Empty jar of social graces in a cardboard box.
A used condom full of shit
a vile of poo
vile of poop
this year's Halloween pumpkin went south a little faster than usual
pumpkin manslaughter
Jack-o-Lantern The Ripper
Pumpkin man stabs 2 naked humans to death before saying his famous catchphrase "Welcome to the Pumpkin Patch"
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!