HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS

extremely fast blue object runs around in a counterclockwise circle

sonic explaining that he was the blue ball all along

sonic reveals that it was in fact him, sonic

Sonic admits his mistakes

Mario confesses to the church that he really isn't fast and that he murdered Tails in cold blood.

Mario confesses his murderous sins to priest sonic in the confessional booth

uhh mario killed a goomba and he's embarrassed, unsure how to approach sonic about it

Mario calls a tired looking sonic. Mario has done it again. In a world where plumber and goomba have equal rights, a goomba has been slain.