You shall create all of the homestuck smut, Homesmut if you will.
Man enters an office where there is a safe and a desk with a hat
Thief breaks into maximum security house to steal a top hat
Tyrone Blackson delicately navigates the security lasers between him and his prize - the famed Golden Box With Four Diamonds On It
James bond: Africa edition
kissable aryan nig nog
A black woman with blonde hair and blue eyes is being stalked by two racist pine trees
Adolf Hitlers speeches were so inspiring, the trees of the forest sprang to life, uprooted themselves and saluted. Heil Hitler!
very happy tree walking around all alone
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!