Eat a bag of tits
Creepy guy walked up to you with a bag and tells you he will eat what is in it. He looks like a person
Cactus
A red zombie just realized that only him and the red cactus left after the apocalypse
A red zombie and a red cactus realize in the midst of a nuclear explosion that they are the only two living things left in the world.
An invisible man and invisible cactus watch as a nuclear bomb goes off like its no big deal
Sitting back with a beer and watching the end of the world.
Lumberjack wants to work for Elon Musk and destroy the planet.
Poseidon is angrr and wants to go to Mars to colonize it.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!