A pope so powerful he can shoot purple lasers and hold golden swords by the blade, also has nice red shoes.
pope dual wields lightsabers backwards, has battle with bladder control
A chinese with 2 lightsaber.
Chinese dude with 2 lightsabers
Chinese farmer obtains full domain of both light and dark side of the force
a man asking for rice
crying farmer points to rice bag
bag of rice
A bag of mice
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!