Okay, but if the sextuplets were all foods, what food would each one be?

Foodmatsus

all the brothers are fruit except totty is bacon

Oso is an apple, Kara is a tomato, Choro is a lime, Ichi is a rock(?), Jyushi is a banana, and Totty is bacon.

fruitmatsu-san except ichi is a rock and totty is bacon

the matsus are the crying breakfast friends

adamant refusal

Ichi, looking unamused, wearing a hoodie that says, "If you're asking, it's probably no."

ichi being a lonely little fuck, like normal