Man tries to convince his girlfriend to buy a yoghurt maker

Tomska from Youtube pleads with his lactose intolerant bitch of a wife for Yoghurt. The bitch tells Tomska to *#£% Off.

swearing yogurt.

I just wanna cut that person's nuts off!

Testicles begging to be stabbed

A man with no hand but whose hairy testicles are his largest feature.

and blue balls

A very distressed individual, who seems to have misread the term 'blue balls'.He is apparently a child, as he needs an adult because of this

an ogre's head attached to a seastar