Duck terrorist attacks subway
A duck walked up to a subway shop and said to the man running the shop: "Hey... Put your fucking hands up this is a robbery."
Hand over the grapes or your life is going to waddle away.
recently-eunuch'd penguin seeks vengeance
A gangster penguin with a gun and a shirt with a planet on it saying "quack quack motherf---ker" get it?
TRUST NO ONE...NOT EVEN YOURSELF DONALD
Trump is actually a sensible person, but he's being controlled from behind the scenes
man agrees to draw santa going fast at incredibly hihgh speeds
Sonic dressed up as Santa Claus
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!