"Now THIS is pod-racing!"

PEA POD RACING

Anon Crossing the Delaware on a cucumber

Riding the pickle raft down the river.

Two stark naked men on a raft made out of moss, in a river, hear the sound of banjos

Adam and Eve sail down the Mississippi on a green raft while someone plays cotton eye joe

Moot sings his swan song and departs out into the ocean with his waifu asuke (best grill)

Moot literally jumps ship from 4chan, leaving Asuka to clean up his mess

Moot sails away, leaving behind Asuka and the burning ship which is 4chan :(