Draw a fucking crocodile and call it an alligator so the next guy gets it wrong

Alli the Gator passionately procrastinates

Croc' finally has time to work on his backlog but is probably still not going to.

It's Croc!

Snek gets a foot stuck up its butt, it seems pretty chill about it though and greets [you].

Solid Snake has someones foot trapped in his ass.

Snake alerts Colonel Sanders that someone does, indeed, have a foot up his asshole.

Solid Snake forgets the basics of cqc and ends up with a boot up his ass.

Vector product of red box and confused snake being stepped on